- Reading/Watching Harry Potter BEFORE Deathly Hallows: Oh hey, cool a bunch of characters that I'm growing to love a lot.
- Reading/Watching Harry Potter AFTER Deathly Hallows: OH GOD NO NO NO DUMBLEDORE YOU FUCKER GET AWAY FROM THE TOWER
- SIRIUS NO NOT THE DRAPERY
- DOBBY YOU AREN'T MEANT FOR A KITCHEN KNIVESSS!!!
- HEDWIG STOP FLYING NOOOOOO
- FRED *SOBS HYSTERICALLY*
- Mom: O_O
- Me: oh merlin I love this series it's so healthy for me

