kawaii-sar: kimbb: how to make a mary sue according to the internet make a female character thats it thats all you need to do how to make a homosexual according to the internet make a male character thats it thats all you need to do
imawanchor: today a 15 year old girl won a gold medal in the olympics and i woke up at half one in the afternoon and stayed sat in the same spot for 6 hours
Anyway — Harry,” said the giant, turning his back on the Dursleys, “a very happy...– Rowling, J.K.. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Kindle Locations 623-625). Scholastic. (via dblankroom)
brother: you don't even know what porn is. you're too busy being on tumblr all the time
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
atomicairspace: copperbooms: when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
Alex reads Twilight will never not be funny.
Ron Weasley: What do you think he sees in her?
Harry Potter: She's smart... funny... attractive...
Ron Weasley: Attractive?
Harry Potter: Well you know... she has nice... skin.
Ron Weasley: So you think he is going out with her because she has nice skin?
Harry Potter: Well, I dunno, I'm just saying it could be a contributing factor.
Ron Weasley: Hermione's got nice skin. You know, as far as skin goes.
Harry Potter: I've never thought about it before. But now that you mention it, yeah. Very nice.
Harry Potter: I think I'll be going to bed now
What if we got #HappyBirthdayHarry or...
The things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end. Even if not in...– Luna Lovegood (via somewhereonlyweknow01)
Happy Birthday Harry!
note to self, stop posting thought provoking things on the internet because people on the internet are dumb as balls.
help I’ve merlin and I can’t get up
I think I'm missing the point of the Olympics
Me while watching:
Jesus, look at those arms.
Damn, look at those quads.
Sweet Lord, look at that butt.
It Ate My Hand: brucethegirl: rideswithprongs:... →
brucethegirl: rideswithprongs: thelostavatar: brucethegirl: rideswithprongs: itatemyhand: rideswithprongs: But surely, with hormonal teenage boys and girls living together, Hogwarts must have had sex education. Maybe there’s a contraceptive ward…. When I write fanfiction about stuff like this, I presume there is a potion or something, or at least a spell to help /safe/...
it’s a body image day, body body image day yeah! :D Hip bones, and rib bones and arms looking to skinny and I think my head is too big for my body but I like my boobs and my butt. BUT THE REST OF ME JUST SUCKS D:
person: he can't die he's the main character!
doctor who fandom:
game of thrones fandom:
harry potter fandom:
tumblr: well you must be new
making this rebloggable because ignorance is the...
whatimpropriety: aboutmaleprivilege: Give me two minutes and I could name ten. Give me ten minutes and I could name fifty. Give me an hour and you wouldn’t even be able to continue giving a shit with all the names being thrown at you.
communismkillsitonthedancefloor: Do not compare animal rights to the rights of oppressed groups of people. Do not compare animal rights to the rights of oppressed groups of people. Do not compare animal rights to the rights of oppressed groups of people. Do not compare animal rights to the rights of oppressed groups of people.
Vilifying James Potter and Sirius Black (and...
grindsmygears-marauderera: James Potter was asshole when he was 15. That doesn’t mean he was Voldemort incarnate and/or an abusive husband to Lily. He joined the Order, not because he loved Lily, but because it was right. He became friends with Remus Lupin and accepted him even while knowing about his condition. He was incredibly loyal and trusting. People tend to overlook that. Of course, he...